| × I have broken someone's bones.
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
|| × I hate the rain. (As if. I live in Oregon by choice.)
|✓ I'm paranoid at times.
||✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Duh, given those parameters, who wouldn't?)
|| × I need/want money right now.
|✓ I love sushi. (Can't eat it any more. Rice has a very high glycemic index.)
|| × I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning.
| × I have long hair. (I cut it off years ago and it's in a bag because Penny wanted to keep it. I suppose I should turn it over to the Locks of Love people)
|| × I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling. (Well, half-siblings, and a plethora of steps.)
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
||✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Costumes. Duh.)
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
| × I like the way that I look.
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic.
| × I have a lot of mood swings.
|| × I think prostitution should be legalized.
||✓ I slept with a roommate. (We were married at the time.)
| × I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
||✓ I have a lot of friends.
|✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Duh, most people have.)
||✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
|| × I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I wouldn't call it obsession.)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone. (Sidekick 3. Need to sell the sidekick 2.)
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
||✓ I've rejected someone before.
| × I currently like/love someone. (Unfortunately she had some more important things to do.)
||✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (This is absolutely true.)
|| × I want to have children in the future.
|✓ I have changed a diaper before.
|| × I've called the cops on a friend before.
|| × I'm not allergic to anything. (Arguable. Thimerosal makes me very sick.)
|✓ I have a lot to learn.
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
||✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
|| × I enjoy some country music. (I enjoy some of nearly any music.)
|✓ I would die for my best friends.
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And the costumes.)
||✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Married her.)
||✓ I am happy at this moment. (Well, peaceful.)
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Democrat.
||✓ Republican. (Because when we decided to register for one of the two parties that actually holds a meaningful primary, I lost the toss, and now I can yell at the local party hacks as a long-time member of the party.)
|✓ I don't even know what I am.
|| × I am punk rockish.
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
|✓ I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
||✓ I can work on a car. (To some extent.)
| × I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now.
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
|✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
||✓ I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
|| × I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (If I had one I would.)
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument.
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state. (Well, no, but my parents moved away when I was 18 and didn't leave a forwarding address.)
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
||✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
||✓ I adore bright colours. (Tye Dye.)
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
|✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden. Not very well at all.)
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Sometimes.)
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
|| × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Narcoleptics require that.)
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
||✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (At times.)
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous.
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I own a huge number, but I don't sleep with them.)
||✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
|| × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Don't know about this. People on the internet ARE real, after all.)
|✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible.
||✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business.
|| × I smoke.
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (They've been disturbed when I wasn't.)
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Right now, just about any movie or song can do that.)
|| × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
|✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Some women.)
|| × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
|| × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
| × I can't stand being alone.
||✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Did this once or twice.)
|✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (One of my worst traits and one I have been working really hard on.)
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (I'm trying to diet down though.)
| × I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (I'm afraid he will, actually. He didn't tell me he'd had four heart attacks and a triple bypass. Claims not to have my address. Right. NOT unlisted.)
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
||✓ I can speak more than one language. (Used to be fluent in Spanish.)
||✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Narcolepsy.)
| × I would rather read than watch TV. (Sometimes.)
|| × I like reading fact more than fiction.
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
| × I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (YEARS ago.)
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (Not precisely, I knew why I was born, just not why I was there.)
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
|✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I've sold most of them though.)
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish.
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I have no idea what this is saying.)
|| × I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Sometimes.)
||✓ I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
|✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (What HTML tags? I didn't put in any HTML tags.)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (This can be a problem sometimes.)
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (If the dance is intended to sexually arouse strangers, men or women, then yes, they ARE slutty. That's part of the definition of slutty.)
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
||✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
|✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Used to do this. Used to roleplay on online text games. Play City of Heroes now.)
||✓ I love to sing. (Now if only I could carry a tune in a bucket.)
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (Mother doesn't have a basement and at 50, I should be past wanting to do this.)
||✓ I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
|✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (I already AM in a relationship with my pets. What, no, not all relationships have anything to do with sex. Filthy mind.)
||✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
||✓ I've performed in three plays.
| × I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
||✓ I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Sometimes)
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Oh I wish.)
| × I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
|| × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
||✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
||✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Too late for that.)
|✓ I download songs from the internet. (Legally.)
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out. (Sometimes.)
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Actually, rather the opposite at the moment.)
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
||✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Many of my LJ friends also count as real-life friends.)
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Friends don't let friends drtink burnt coffee. I've ordered an extra two shots of Black Tiger espresso in any number of different drinks at Coffee People.)