I went to China Moon, a buffet restaurant which I've not really been to in ages, because the quality went down about a year after it opened, but I was hungry and I wanted to remember times I ate there with Penny.
The fortune cookie was a double-yolker.
"You will soon be asked to join a team. Work cooperatively."
"You will continue to take chances and be glad you did."
Neither of these is especially auspicious when the "In Bed" rule is applied.
In other words, I am unreasonably pissed off about something that's generally my own damn fault, and, I've got a 9am interview in downtown Portland.