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June 27th, 2011

Brain Slug 1, Me 0

Over the past month and a half, I have had a chronic, annoying sensation of something sitting on my soft palate, as if it were a giant banana slug perched in my nasal passages, slowly taking over my brain.

I am informed that this is NOT in fact a cephalopodian intruder, but rather, most likely it is simply an allergy.

Oh dear god, if this is NORMAL for allergies, then I am all for refocusing major parts of our national budget in the search for a cure!