1. Who was your FIRST dance?
Who? Uh, my first dance was in sixth grade, back in ... yeah, there was a T-Rex at the door, devouring anyone who wouldn't dance.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Another complicated one. My first crush? No, that was when I was four, and I don't know if that person is still alive. My first 'relationship'? Marie is a wonderful person and I regret that it was much more on her side than on mine - I found her attractive, fun, and really sweet, but I knew that her bossy streak and my stubborn jerk streak would clash, even as a senior in high school. My first _love_ love was rubyloot and yeah, I still talk to her, but she doesn't really talk to me, as the dead aren't generally talkative in that way.
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
Either a beer, or a tom-and-jerry, at the age of two. My parents were stupid kids and thought it was funny.
I hated the taste of the beer, but the tom-and-jerry was really good. Yes, I remember them. Yes, I remember being drunk. Yes, I remember the hangover, but not as well as the rest of it.
4.What was your FIRST job?
Cleaning up a bakery.
5.What was your FIRST car?
A 1956 Chevrolet ... gorgeous car, wish I hadn't let Pat Hill drive it (and crash it, the turkey.)
6.Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
Text? I got an IM from Patrick at work, about a work thing.
7.Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I don't remember. I am in a fog for the first half hour or so.
8.Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
9.Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Oregon coast, one of those sight-seeing planes near Florence.
10.Who was the FIRST person to sneak out of the house with?
Sneak? I didn't do that.
11.Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
I had simultaneous best friends - Victor Cole and Jim Ralston. I lost track of Victor after he ran away from home and ended up living in Arizona. Jim lives in Salem/Kaizer (oregon) and I haven't heard from him in over a decade. Friends? Maybe. He's always been profoundly cynical, and I've gotten over that, but he hadn't; we had little in common.
12.Where was your FIRST sleep over?
13.Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Patrick via IM. Unless you count the cats.
14.Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
I think it was Marie's wedding, actually.
15.What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Staggered over to the table where the alarm lives, and shut it off.
16.What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Concert? Uh, I think my mom took me to hear Hank Williams, when I was a kid. No, not Jr.
17.FIRST tattoo or piercing?
18.FIRST foreign country you went to?
20.When was your FIRST detention?
Don't recall. Probably 1969.
21.What was the FIRST state you lived in?
22.Who was the FIRST person to really break your heart?
I don't think I can answer this in a sensible way.
23.Who was your FIRST roommate?
24.Who will be the FIRST to repost this?