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Pathetic. A meme instead of a real post.

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:

1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight beside you.

Weapon may be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo is applicable; the person may be real or fictional.

The weapon is obviously going to be a Vorpal Blade. Snicker-snack. Off with their heads.
The song blasting on the speakers has to be Oingo Boingo's "Dead Man's Party".
Famous person to fight beside me... may be fictional... Despite my loathing for what she's turned into, I'd have to say Anita Blake would be a good choice. Not that there is a huge shortage of suitable people in fiction.


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Aug. 22nd, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
your song selection has rendered you my hero for today.
Aug. 22nd, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC)
I went to school (University of Oregon) with someone who was once a member of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, back in their early, large-group days.
Aug. 22nd, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
for me, though, my first inclination is to go with a (sawed-off double barreled) shotgun but their range is pretty short. for zombpocalypses, you don't want them any closer than that because if you fuck up or miss, they're already in headbitey range. but damn the burst/spray damage would be so satisfying...

the other thought i had was orbital satellite weaponry but i fear that may be too much range. precision would be a bitch, too. heh.

as for the rest, though, i'd totally have "smack my bitch up" playing and be fighting along side river tam from serenity/firefly.
Aug. 22nd, 2008 04:42 pm (UTC)
AA-12 combat shotgun, with the 32 round drum, and several additional clips, full of double-ought, and FRAG-12 explosive for the times we need range.

Song: AC/DC, "If You Want Blood."

Aide? Meh, only one person will do. Xena.
Aug. 22nd, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
Early virginal Anita Blake? Or later Anita Blake: Super Slut?
Aug. 22nd, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
Sadly it would have to be the later, fully realized MarySueNecromancyQueen, so that if things got too nasty she could just say "HIE THEE BACK TO THE CEMETARY" and they'd have to listen.

I did think of some other alternatives, but "Marvel Zombie Universe" shows that the Zombie Zorceror Zupreme failed to withstand the mumbling horde, and the D&D mages and clerics, well, I wouldn't want to invite their gods into any universe where I wanted to continue living.
Aug. 23rd, 2008 03:16 am (UTC)
Excellent choices =)
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