Ganked from linachu in the Bad RP'ers Suck community:

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Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, weak and weary,
oer many a dark and dismal volume of forgotten lore...

or is it ...

ONC3 UPON A MIDNIGHT DR3ARY AS I POND3RED W3AK AND WEARY
OER MANY A DARK AND DISMAL VOLUMA OF FORGOTEN LORE.!!11!!11!1!111!11 WTF